Violin erotica

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  1. You are extremely interested in bizzare connection between sex and string instruments.
  2. You are able to distinguish between violin and cello.
  3. You read or at least heard about the book Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious by Sigmund Freud.
  4. You do not doubt that the penis in a jar of formaldehyde from The Rosenberg Museum´s possessions belonged once to Niccolo Paganini.
  5. You know what is the difference between stripping and playing the violin.
  6. You hate Linda Brava, André Rieu, Vanessa Mae, Laurie Anderson and similar commercial shit.
  7. You are aware that the virtual violin virtuoso Kaffe Matthews writes double t in her last name.
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"I´m relieved
to say that
we do not appear
in the archives of the Rosenberg Museum
... even after we performed
Stockhausen´s Helicopter Quartet."
Irvin Arditti